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Wall Street financiers are known to love Queen, but UBS' latest work might be the most outlandish showing of that admiration yet.  The Swiss bank's automotive research team wrote a Bohemian Rhapsody-themed song about electric vehicles as a way to solicit client votes in the annual Extel awards. Similar to the US' Institutional Investor analyst rankings, the prizes are a big deal for banks' marketing departments as well as individual analysts' careers.  Is this the EV world? Is this just fantasy? That’s what analysts at Wall Street investment bank UBS want you to ponder. They’d also really appreciate your vote in the Extel awards this year. The bank’s team of autos analysts, led by Patrick Hummel, sent the pun-filled version of Queen’s mega-hit Bohemian Rhapsody to clients Thursday, a copy of which was seen by Business Insider, as a way to ask them for votes in the annual prizes. Seriously though, "anywhere your vote goes, matters the whole world to the team." "Nothing really matters, nothing but the vote for your A-Team," UBS writes in the closing line of their song. Not unlike the Institutional Investor awards for US-based banks, brokers, analysts, and more, the annual awards are an important part of how financiers can both drive business and improve their reputation. For some, inclusion in the glossy awards is even part of some teams’ performance reviews. UBS' rework of the famous song is drowned in punny lyrics that hit on every bit of automative and transport news from recent months: diesel-gate, batteries, self-driving cars, and yes, of course, CapEx. Here are the full lyrics: Is this the EV world? Is this just fantasy? Join our journey And escape from the legacy We open your eyes Tear down the EVs and see We’re just some cool guys, we need your sympathy Because Extel come, II go We’re aiming high, keep others low Anywhere your vote goes,  matters the whole world to the team   Drama, a diesel ban Put a PEMS into the pipe Triggered limits, now it’s fried Drama, emissions are no fun But now we’re going to have the B-E-V Drama, ooh Now we’re on the margin slide If diesel is not back again this time tomorrow Capex on, capex on, as if nothing really matters   But now, our time has come Jumping on the EV train Feeding all your hungry brain Get on everybody, we’ve got to go Gotta leave the fools behind and face the truth Drama, ooh Batteries that never die We sometimes wish we never had to charge at all Research on, Research on, as if nothing really matters   We see a self-driving robotaxi car Level 2, level 2? No at least 5 or 4 Lidar beams and radar, incredibly exciting theme Is it Waymo, is it Waymo Is it Waymo, yes or no?   We’re just some cool guys, hoping for sympathy They’re just some cool guys, hoping for Extel spree Vote the A-Team in your generosity   Rank us high, don’t rank us low, please don’t rank us low We’re brilliant, no, you will not rank us low We’re brilliant, no, you will not rank us low We’re brilliant, no, you will not rank us low Never rank us low, never never never never rank us low No no no no no no no no no Oh mama mia, mama mia, you will not rank us slow You surely put the top spot aside for the team For the team For the team   So they think they can stop us and steal our pride We count on your help to see them ranked behind Tear down the EV, also the battery Just to be right, right on the top of your reads   Oh yeah, oh yeah   Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters, nothing but the vote for your A-Team SEE ALSO: 'Bohemian Rhapsody': The 6-minute rock single that changed the face of music Join the conversation about this story » NOW WATCH: Aston Martin's new fully-electric Lagonda could be the future of SUVs